The Gurhal System is currently being dusted.
Astrum is still calibrating photon reactors, locating misplaced partner machinery, and asking the lobby staff to please stop feeding the Rappies.
Launch window: December. Probably. The stars are still negotiating.
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Awaiting transmission. Press “Check Launch Status” for the latest word from Gurhal.
System Status Monitor
- Photon generators Warm-ish
- Guardians Colony elevators Moving sideways, as designed
- Partner machinery morale Concerningly high
- Rappy containment Unsuccessful
- Universe lobby seating Being aggressively polished
- Launch readiness Calculating…
